Algorand:

– Download a wallet app.
     – Pera (Web or Mobile)
     – Defly (Mobile)

– Buy Algo with Pera Wallet (or transfer into wallet from a different source, ie: CEX)

– Connect wallet to Vestige.fi.

– Find your favourite shitcoin and purchase the desired amount.

– Hide your newest purchase from friends/family/co-workers, out of shame and embarrassment.

Ethereum:

– Download a wallet app.
     – Metamask (Web or Mobile)
     – Coinbase (Web or Mobile)

– Buy ETH with either wallet (or transfer into wallet from a different source, ie: CEX)

– Connect wallet to Uniswap.

– Find your favourite shitcoin and purchase he desired amount

– Hide your newest purchase from friends/family/co-workers, out of shame and embarrassment.