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  • Drip Joggers (B&W)

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    $49.99

    Got drip? Moisten up and keep it cozy with these sick joggers. .: Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex .: Double layer side insert pockets .: Soft fabric .: Medium fabric (7.5 oz /yd² (250 g/m²)) .: Printed care label inside .: White drawstring S M L XL 2XL 3XL Waist, cm 38.00 40.50 43.00 45.50…

  • Drip Joggers (Red)

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    $49.99

    Got drip? Moisten up and keep it cozy with these sick joggers. .: Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex .: Double layer side insert pockets .: Soft fabric .: Medium fabric (7.5 oz /yd² (250 g/m²)) .: Printed care label inside .: White drawstring   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Waist, cm 38.00 40.50 43.00…

  • Granny Goons V1 Hoodie

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    $69.99

    The first hoodie release of the Granny Goons Series. Let these suckas know with this bold hoodie. Granny Goons Series apparel are made to grab attention with loud, original designs. .: 75% polyester, 20% cotton, 5% spandex .: Medium heavy fabric (8.5 oz /yd² (300 g/m²)) .: Unisex style .: Printed care label inside S…

  • Granny Goons V1 Sneakers

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    $69.99

    The first sneaker release of the Granny Goons Series. Stomp on rugpullers with these classic high-top sneakers. Granny Goons Series apparel are made to grab attention with loud, original designs. .: Made of 27.87 oz. Nylon canvas .: 8-14 US sizes .: 5″ calf height .: Durable rubber outsole US 8 US 9 US 10…

  • Imposters Sweater

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    $49.99$59.99

    Denounce posers with the Imposters sweater, featuring a wide array of knockoff logos! This sweatshirt is custom cut and sewn, featuring a crew neck and set-in sleeves to keep you warm. .: 86% Polyester 14% Cotton .: Crew neck .: Classic Fit .: Custom cut and sewn .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced…

  • Logo Baseball Cap

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    $14.99

    Rep your Grannies with this classic baseball cap. .: Materials: 100% bio-washed chino twill cotton (hat), 100% PU leather (patch) .: Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile .: Pre-curved bill .: Sewn-in label .: Six colour choices (plus choice of black or pink logo edge) One size Circumference, cm 60.50 Crown height, cm 11.55 Bill length, cm 7.00…

  • Logo Flat Bill Hat

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    $29.99

    Stay sucka-free with the Moist Grannies six-panel cap, featuring an embroidered logo. Six colour combinations are available, each with a green underbill. .: 80% Acrylic 20% Wool .: Green underbill .: 7-position adjustable snap closure .: Structured and high profile silhouette One size Circumference, cm 55.00 – 60.00 Bill lenght, cm 6.70 Crown height, cm…

  • Logo Vinyl Decal

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    $1.99$9.99

    Leave a moist mark wherever you go with these vinyl logo decals. Water, scratch, and UV-resistant, with a removable adhesive that doesn’t leave residue, each piece features a 1/8″ kiss-cut border around the sticker and a satin finish. .: Material: white vinyl with a satin finish .: 1/8″ (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border around the sticker…

  • Moist Mafia V1 Hoodie

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    $69.99

    The first hoodie release of the Moist Mafia Series. Show your contempt for the peasants with this luxurious hoodie. Moist Mafia Series apparel are distinguished by their elegant, if daring, original designs. Equipped with two-side pockets for daily convenience, a hood with drawstring, and a metal zipper, this hoodie bears all the marks of a…

  • Moist Mafia V1 Sneakers

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    $69.99

    The first sneaker release of the Moist Mafia Series. Tread gracefully, leaving broken hearts and jaded rivals in your wake. Moist Mafia Series apparel are distinguished by their elegant, if daring, original designs. Made with breathable polyester canvas and featuring hi-poly deodorant memory foam insoles, these bad boys keep it moist with style. Choose between…

  • Peasant T-Shirt (Logo)

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    $14.99$19.99

    Poors rejoice, as Peasant Series apparel brings Moist Grannies to the masses! This unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any shitcoin enthusiast’s wardrobe. .: Huge assortment of colours .: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear-away label .:…

  • Peasant T-Shirt (Title)

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    $14.99$19.99

    Poors rejoice, as Peasant Series apparel brings Moist Grannies to the masses! This unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any shitcoin enthusiast’s wardrobe. .: Huge assortment of colours .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear-away label .: Runs true to size S M L XL 2XL 3XL…

  • QR Code Vinyl Decal

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    $1.99$9.99

    Help spread the Moist Grannies propaganda with these QR Code decals. Water, scratch, and UV-resistant, with a removable adhesive that doesn’t leave residue. Each piece features a 1/8″ kiss-cut border around the sticker and a satin finish. .: Material: white vinyl with a satin finish .: 1/8″ (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border around the sticker .:…